Before Coffee

Na-uh!  I'm delightful.

An early morning conversation with the dog walker, post-downpour, pre-caffeine.
Me:  Did you get wet?
Hubby:  A little bit.
Me:  Did Dusty get wet?
Hubby:  A little bit.
Me:  So you both got wet?
Hubby:  A little bit.
Me:  Is it still raining?
Hubby:  No.
Me:  Not even a little bit?
Hubby:  I'm going upstairs to exercise.
Me:  Come back.
Hubby:   Have some coffee.
Me:  A little bit?
Hubby:  A lot.