Matzo, Matzo Man

Unleavened Humor:  "A Jew took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park.  He sat down on a bench and began eating.  Shortly thereafter a blind man came by and sat down next to him.  Feeling neighborly, the Jew offered a sheet of matzo to the blind man.  The blind man ran his fingers over the matzoh for a minute, and exclaimed, 'Who wrote this?'"  Here's a classic by The Chosen People.