Sandwich Thief

(Sherman Oaks) Friday morning, an unidentified 24-year-old was spotted stealing sandwich fixings from the kitchen of the Short Jewish Gal.  Sources close to the handsome looter say he goes under various aliases, including Gambo Schmanti, Bibbitz Gibbitz Tony and Bvlgari Joe.  "These pitas suck.  Why do they make them so poorly?" he said, before slipping out the back door.