Just In Time For Mother's Day

These cookies are virtually delish!

Forget flowers.  This Mother's Day, I'm dropping big hints about what I really want.  The Meta Cookie: virtual eye wear that turns bland-tasting food into something more delish. The fetching headgear, courtesy of the Japanese, sends a "shot of smell" through a tube and aims it at your nose, so the boring cookie you're noshing smells and looks like a fresh batch of Toll House.  Would the SJG brain fall for such trickery?  Let me think about that.  Abso-freaking-lutely.  Put a pretty bow on it, slap a Hallmark on top, and call it mine.  What's that you say?  It's back-ordered till 2020?  Well, dang.  Then how about some "slimming goggles," instead?  Deep blue aviators that "suppress the appetite" by making food look blue and icky.  Blue supposedly "calms the brain’s hunger sensors."  That sounds like a plan.  The SJG says gimme.

I can't eat another bite of this blue rice.