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John Hurt in "Krapp's Last Tape"

John Hurt in "The Elephant Man"

I know, I know.  I promised I was done with the elephants, but they're stalking me. Tonight, hubby and I will attend the theater with our far-more cultured friends Maura and Mark.  I hope we don't embarrass them, but I can't make any promises.  You know how rowdy hubby gets at the theater.  "What's the play about?" I asked.  "I have no idea," Maura said.  "Who's in it?" "Um..."  "Sounds great.  We're in."  We said goodbye and panic set in.  What had I done?  I went a-Googling.   Oh, okay.  This is good.  We're seeing a Samuel Becket play called "Krapp's Last Tape."  A one-man show starring... John Hurt, aka "The Elephant Man."  A ha!  See what I mean?  The elephants are stalking me.  I'm powerless to stop them.