Closed On Monday

In observance of Veteran's Day, several important agencies that oversee the SJG will be closed Monday, including the Supreme Court of Dysfunction, the Office of Enabling, the Library of Guilt, the Complaint Department and the Bank of Obsession.  The Post Office that delivers the SJG's daily dose of worry and regret will also be closed. On a happy note, the Collection of Canine Ka-ka will remain open.