Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Short Jewish Jokes

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.  The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.
Jewish mother's telegram:  "Begin worrying.  Details to follow."