It happened again during another personal favorite, "The Reading of the Will." A lawyer reads the will of a very generous man. He gives a million to his son, a million to his daughter "Jayne... with a Y..." He gives his wife two million, plus whatever else she hasn't already taken. He gives the Picasso, too. Whereupon, a relative is supposed to say, "The Picasso from back of the store... and everything." Instead, he adds on items where he shouldn't. "The Picasso from back of the store... and the Blue Tooth and..." Once again, I had a conniption and needed to be sedated. It was Painful with a capital P. The experience reminded me of that time I went to a Bobby Zimmerman concert, many years ago -- How many? That's none of your business. You know I don't like to date myself. Although, I think I'd make a wonderful dinner companion -- anyway, he sang a reggae version of "Blowin' In The Wind" and I had to be escorted from the venue, in handcuffs. Still, "When You're In Love..." has its funny, laugh- out-loud moments, so go see it, already. Or don't, so when I bump into you on the street, I can say, "Does that mean you're not coming?"
Sunday, February 17, 2013
When You're In Love...
It happened again during another personal favorite, "The Reading of the Will." A lawyer reads the will of a very generous man. He gives a million to his son, a million to his daughter "Jayne... with a Y..." He gives his wife two million, plus whatever else she hasn't already taken. He gives the Picasso, too. Whereupon, a relative is supposed to say, "The Picasso from back of the store... and everything." Instead, he adds on items where he shouldn't. "The Picasso from back of the store... and the Blue Tooth and..." Once again, I had a conniption and needed to be sedated. It was Painful with a capital P. The experience reminded me of that time I went to a Bobby Zimmerman concert, many years ago -- How many? That's none of your business. You know I don't like to date myself. Although, I think I'd make a wonderful dinner companion -- anyway, he sang a reggae version of "Blowin' In The Wind" and I had to be escorted from the venue, in handcuffs. Still, "When You're In Love..." has its funny, laugh- out-loud moments, so go see it, already. Or don't, so when I bump into you on the street, I can say, "Does that mean you're not coming?"
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