Happy National Devil's Food Cake Day to you and yours! |
Monday, May 19, 2014
Sorry, We're Closed
In observance of National Devil's Food Cake Day, several important agencies that oversee the SJG will be closed, including the Supreme Court of Dysfunction, the Office of Enabling, the Library of Guilt, the Complaint Department and the Bank of Obsession. The Post Office that delivers the SJG's daily dose of common household neurosis will also be closed. On a happy note, the Collection of Canine Poopy Deposits will remain open.
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