The New York Public Library
Sometimes the SJG gets a little turned around in NYC, a little mixed up. I think I'm going west. I walk for many blocks and then I realize, oh sh*t, I'm supposed to be going east. Or maybe I think I'm heading in the direction of Central Park, when in reality, I'm heading... well I don't know where I'm heading. In NYC, I'm directionally-challenged. On Monday, I was on the Avenue, Fifth Avenue, strolling along, not paying attention, when I realized, I have no eff'n clue where I'm going. Then I saw the lions. You know the lions? Patience and Fortitude? There they were, standing guard. I went up to say hello and wound up going inside the library. I'm so glad I did. I felt instantly smart and highly educated. This feeling didn't last long, however. The second I left the building, my brain emptied out and I got a little lost again. I went up to 56th, walked and walked and realized... hmm... I'm not seeing the hotel. They must've moved it while I roamed mindlessly in my jet-laggy stupor. Bad hotel! Sadly, I never found it again. Oh well. I'm sure hubby will notice my absence at some point. In NYC, I'm just a wandering Jew.
We meet again.
The Haggling District
I wandered into the Diamond District next, a mistake on my part. I couldn't even look in the window at all the sparkle plenties without someone coming outside to try to sell me a nice heirloom for a mere $38,000. "Darling," a man said, "I'll give you 40 percent off right now. Come inside and have a look. Your earrings are lovely by the way, darling." "Thank you." "Come on in." "No thanks." "40 percent off! Come back. Where you goin', darling?"
I wandered into the Diamond District next, a mistake on my part. I couldn't even look in the window at all the sparkle plenties without someone coming outside to try to sell me a nice heirloom for a mere $38,000. "Darling," a man said, "I'll give you 40 percent off right now. Come inside and have a look. Your earrings are lovely by the way, darling." "Thank you." "Come on in." "No thanks." "40 percent off! Come back. Where you goin', darling?"
The 21 Club: Jockeys line up to meet me
It was rude of me not to tell him where I was going, but then, I had no idea myself. Eventually, I wandered over to the famous 21 Club. Spent some quality time with all those cute jockey boys. They seemed so happy to see me, even if I did look a little lost.
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