Dear SJG,
Is it wrong to drought shame myself for using too much H2-Oh when I self-water? I do like to luxuriate in the bath, and yet I feel bad later.
Thanks,
Agua Waster
Dear Waster,
Drought shaming can be a helpful tool in your journey toward conservation, especially on the eve of Earth Day. I hereby sentence you to call the DWP and be put on hold for two hours. If that isn't punishment enough, you may only water yourself two times a week till the drought ends.
You're Welcome,
The SJG
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