Friday, January 1, 2016

The Party

(Sherman Oaks) The police were called to the scene of a New Year's Eve party when one guest in particular, the Short Jewish Gal, refused to get down from the dining room table until she finished her Last Interpretative Hora of 2015. "I just polished with Pledge!" yelled the rattled hostess. "Put some clothes on!" yelled the SJG's embarrassed hubby. The police let the unruly blogger off with a warning: "Confine your hora to temple events for 2016, or next time, we won't be so lenient."

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