Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Pet Lag

Sir Blakey at rest 

Definition of pet lag : a daily disruption of sanity and humanity, characterized by extreme fatigue, spontaneous napping and incoherent babbling, occurs following repeated 5 a.m. wake up calls, head butts and punim pawing, courtesy of a demanding yet lovable canine that needs to go potty and refuses to learn how to use a toilet.

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