"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." Rita Rudner
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Ann Landers
"Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" Anne Tyler
"A dog that waits for a nice warm sock to fly into its mouth must wait a very, very long time." The SJG
"Don't leave gardening gloves on the ground when you run into the house to answer the doorbell. Farewell lovely new gardening gloves. See you when you get dug up by accident after several years covered in mud in a flower bed."
ReplyDeleteGardening gloves like to stay close to the soil.
ReplyDeleteOMG!! THAT'S THE BOOK! I'll call you Monday. Mwah!
ReplyDeleteDo tell! A book on doggies!?
ReplyDeleteUpdate: A book of doggies? Still a good idea. Mwah!
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