Say It With Shmaltz

Dear SJG,
What should I do with the the leftover gelfite, brisket, charosis and chicken soup crowding my fridge?
Thanks,
Had It With Horseradish

Dear Had It,
"Plant your leftovers in the garden, get a fresh crop of guilt next spring." It sounds better in Yiddish.
You're welcome,
The SJG

Dear SJG,
The dry cleaner destroyed my favorite Easter Yarmulke.  Any idea where I can get another one before Sunday?
Thanks,
Egghead

Dear Egghead,
If I knew I wouldn't tell you.
You're welcome,
The SJG