The Doctors Are In

"Best friends  graduated from medical and graduate school at the same time and  decided that, in spite of the different  specialties, they would open a practice  together. Dr. Smith was the Psychologist and Dr. Jones  was the Proctologist. They put up a sign  reading:  Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.  The town  council was livid and  insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to  read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.  This was also not acceptable.  Again they changed the sign: Catatonics  and High Colonics - no go.  Next, they  tried: Manic  Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down again.  Then came:  Minds and Behinds - still no  good.  Another attempt resulted in:  Lost Souls and  Butt Holes - unacceptable again!  So, they tried: Analysis and Anal Cysts - not a  chance.  Nuts and Butts - no  way.  Freaks  and Cheeks - still no good.  Loons and Moons - forget it.  Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:  Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds  and Ends.  Everyone loved it!" --  from a British humor website, courtesy of close friend and neighbor Cheryl, mother of Scout, Dusty's fiancee