Friday, September 16, 2011

Haikus for Jews

Would-be convert lost--
thawed Lender's Bagels made a
bad first impression.  

(David Bader, "Haikus for Jews")


Scrabble anarchy
after 'putzhead' is placed 

on a triple-word score.  (Bader)


Hava nagila,
hava nagila, hava....
enough already.  (Bader)

 




Jewish orgs object
Mel makes nice with Maccabee
Can you say shanda? 
(the SJG)

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