Thursday, September 15, 2011
Help Wanted
This morning, hubby informs me that a neighbor's sewer line has exploded. Is that any way to say "welcome home, SJG, we missed you"? Uh, I don't think so. A parade would've been nicer. Declarations of, "Oh, thank God, she's back!" would've brought a smile to my punim. Or how about reassurances blasting from a loud speaker: "The college boy is just fine! Stop worrying!" Also good. How about a laundry bitch to do the laundry? A personal shopper? A masseuse named Sven to make my back feel better after aerobed hell? But no, this morning, I get none of that. I get news of exploding sewer lines. Calgon, take me away.
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As Uncle Nathan would say ... "Life is life."
ReplyDeleteI couldn't have said it any better.
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