Dentally Yours

Happy Birthday Carol

Your friends at Happy Teeth wish you a very happy birthday. We hope that you have a wonderful day and look forward to seeing you again soon.  We want you to know we'll be there for all your dental emergencies as you get older and everyone you know starts backing away, in horror, aware that you're certainly not the looker you once were.  Your friends at Happy Teeth don't care how ugly you get.  We'll  take care of you and make you pretty again.  When your teeth loosen and fall out at inappropriate times, who loves you, baby?  Happy Teeth. When your gums give out, we promise not to laugh, like the other people in your life.  We'll fit you in, even if we have no appointments.  That's how important you are to us.  When you lose your dentures in the bagel bin at Ralphs, we'll make you another pair, for free. Just kidding.  We're not that generous.  We'll charge you, but we'll be fair.  Let's face it.  Your friends at Happy Teeth care more about your well-being than anyone else in your life.  We hope that one day, you'll leave us all your money, if we haven't taken it all already.  Dental care is expensive.  So please, Carol, have a wonderful day.  And remember, no one loves you like we do.  No one.  Dentally yours, your friends at Happy Teeth