"U" is for this? |
My next search, I promise you, says very little about me, other than I need to refresh my vocabulary: "Urial." I have to tell you, this is a word I've never come across, not once in my 54 years. "What the hey is this?" I asked Kelly, my writing partner. Instead of writing, we were playing with her gorgeous daughter Kate, not quite two. (Note how I said "hey" instead of something more colorful? I try not to swear around Kate. She's a little sponge. Thanks to her mommies, she's already picked up a few words that will get her booted from pre-school. I don't want to be responsible for her picking up any more.)
Now then. Where was I? Urial. Right. Kate owns some impressive alphabetical farm acreage, both educational and fun. When you pick up an animal, a Godlike voice tells you its name. "Cow!" "Rooster!" Pick up the animal that resides over the letter U and you get Urial. "It's a sheep," Kelly said. "Then why isn't it under S for sheep?" I asked. "They needed an animal that starts with U." "There must be an animal other than Urial," I said. "Name one," Kelly said. I couldn't. All I could come up with was Unicorn. But something tells me Fisher Price didn't want to launch a national debate -- "Unicorns: Mythical or Real?"-- so they settled on the obscure, yet provocative Urial. No doubt, Kate's early exposure to Urial will give her the upper hand in life. She'll win spelling bees and scholastic awards, go to Harvard and earn three or four advanced degrees. The SJG, on the other hand, will probably forget what the @#$% Urial means by the time I'm done writing this and have to Google it again.
Fun Fact of the Day: In the 1970s Ringling Brothers got into a lot of trouble with the animal rights folks for advertising a real life Unicorn at the Circus. Turned out to be a goat who from childhood had both it's horns painfully forced into a braided single unihorn. Now if Ringling had just used a Urial they'd have had something..,
ReplyDeleteYou are so wise, bro, and full o' facts.
ReplyDeleteAnd all these years I thought a urial was a plumbing fixture in a men's restroom.
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