Change Your Shoes

Change your life! And so I did.  I changed my cross-trainers and instantly became the source of raging envy at the all-gal gym.  "Bitch! Where'd you get those shoes?" was the cry heard 'round the room.  All because I went a whole new way.  I left boring white behind and went a little crazy with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle color scheme.  And suddenly, I had more energy than ever before.  I had more pep, more pizazz.  Exercising in technicolor put an extra zing in my step and made for a happy SJG.  Join me, won't you?  Don't let me be the only one out there having fun.  Expand your fluorescents for spring.  Go bold or go home.  Tie up those laces that pop.  Let loose with shoes so bright, you gotta wear shades.  Come on now.  I double dare ya.  You can thank me later.