I'm feeling so semi-important this morning. My in-box overflows with exciting offers to spend, spend, spend. There are so many opportunities to purchase all the things I don't need at a considerable discount. Etsy and Amazon, Bluefly and L'Occitane. They want my gelt. Guess what? They're not getting it. But what about the things I do need? What about half-off on a lifetime guarantee of health and happiness and a nice helping of mazel? Actually, I'd pay full price for those goodies. How about a sweet deal on no more aggravation ever? I'd pay double for that. Triple, even. On Cyber Monday, I'll be looking for all the stuff money can't buy.
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