... At the first Thanksgiving:
1. I can't read the menu without my glasses.
2. Is this meal kosher?
3. I've never had pumpkin kugel before.
4. How should I know how many the Mayflower sleeps?
5. Baruch ata adon- oy vey, my yarmulke just fell in the borscht.
6. Don't Bogart that peace pipe, Shmuel, pass it over to me, already.
7. What, no utensils?
8. Did anyone remember to bring the hand sanitizer?
9. I sure hope this apple pie is gluten-free.
10. Why wasn't I invited to the after-dinner bris?
Leave room for dessert.
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