Saturday, July 9, 2016

Overheated in Sherman Oaks

She was very fond of her cooling system. 

Dear SJG,
Our fancy-schmancy A/C that we blew most of our children's inheritance on, is, how they say, on the blink. As in, a red light is blinking, and that's not good. Not good at all. What have we done to deserve this punishment? Why is this happening?
Overheated in Sherman Oaks

Dear Overheated,
You want to know why? I'll tell you why. Because if things were perfect, you'd have nothing to kvetch about. You'd lose your entire identity. Kvetching is the thing that makes you... you. So stick your head in the freezer and deal. Soon the A/C will be fixed, and something even more troubling will happen, either to you, or someone you know, or someone you used to be related to, but still get overheated thinking about, because if you didn't, who would you be? Not you, that's for sure.
You're Welcome,

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