Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Seal With It

Talk to the hand.

"The sounds you were making this morning."
"What sounds?"
"We could hear you downstairs."
"I was just yawning. Revving up the ol' engine."
"That wasn't yawning. It was so much more."
"Go on."
"It's otherworldly. Like a seal barking. Or a coyote howling. You sound like this..."

"So you're saying I'm an otherworldly, barking coyote seal?"
"Pretty much."
"I've been called worse."

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