Friday, July 29, 2016

SJG Deodorant Schtick

You, too, call smell like this.

Let's face it, mine lovely peeps, it's hot. Why, just today in the S.O. we're going to hit 90 by noon. What to do? I ask you. What? To? Do? Well, if you're anything like me, and if you are, my apologies to your family, you'll want to spend the day smelling fresh as a chocolate babka that just came out of the oven. What's that? You don't want to smell like a time-honored Jewish bakery item? You'd rather smell fresh as, what? A daisy? Personally, I've always thought daisies smell like bubkis. But listen, if that's your journey, then you have my permission to stop reading this blog, immediately. On the other hand, if you're in the market for a long-lasting, sweat-preventing, yummy-smelling deodorant, then have no fear. The SJG has something just for you: my new SJG Deodorant Schtick. I call it SJG Fresh-As-A-Babka. The organic ingredients are top secret, of course, but I'll give you a few hints. Warm milk. Dry yeast. Sugar. Flour. Semi-sweet chocolate (finely chopped). A dash of cinnamon. And butter (for that silky smooth feeling). Put it all together and you've got a natural, powerful odor-fighter that lasts all day (more or less). I'm telling you, this is the only sweat-deterrent you'll ever need. Why smell like bupkis when you can smell like babka? Exactly.


  1. Any suggestions for added ingredients to repel insects and lapdogs with a sweet tooth?

  2. You make a good point. I haven't solved that yet. Damn! That could be an issue.