An 80-year-old man walks into a Catholic church and goes straight into the confessional. There he hears a voice. "Yes, my son? Tell me your sins."
"Well, Father," says the old man, "I just had sex with a beautiful young woman."
"Was it consensual, my son?"
"Consensual, yes. Not to mention, wonderful. Just between us, Father, oy gevalt, it was the best sex I've ever had in my life. And I'm 80 years old!"
"Hmmm," says the Priest, "if you don't mind my asking, are you Jewish?"
"Only since birth."
"Then why are you telling me this?" asks the Priest.
"Telling you? I'm telling everybody!"
-- courtesy of the one, the only Dan Harrison
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