Protect and Serve

History has shown us that Labrador Retrievers make excellent workers. They hunt, detect, guide, schlep and write abstract poetry.  In this amazing action shot, Dusty protects the SJG from a runaway lion that appeared in our yard early this morning, to sip from the pool, nosh on grass and consume an entire patio set.  While we wait for the Disney attorneys to come and claim Simba, Dusty has tricked him into thinking our fence is Pride Rock.  Simba's up there right now, singing "Hakuna Matata," ad nauseum.  Enough already.  What's worse, every time Dusty tries to join in, Simba threatens to charge royalties. Dusty's weekly allowance won't cover it.  What to do?