Pasadena Rejects SJG

Once again, the parade passed me by. The goyim of Pasadena rejected The SJG Float, made entirely of onion bagels, cream cheese and lox imported from Costco. Early this morning, security stopped me at the gate. "Hey, this float's made of flour," I shouted. The guards stared at me. "Wrong kind of flower, ma'am."  "But I schlepped all the way from Sherman Oaks to be part of the Tournament of Moses."  That's when they grabbed me.  "Let the SJG go!"  So they did.  They let me off with a warning.  Oh well, there's always next year.