Friday, December 31, 2010

My New Year's Resolutions

1. Take up neurosurgery. 
2. Circumnavigate globe in newly-purchased tugboat. 
3. Audition for "Spider-Man" lead aerialist. 
4. Curtsy more.
5. Open "SJG:  Hora! Hora!  Hora!" in Vegas.
6. Stop mooning pedestrians.  
7. Earn extra cash driving big rig.
8. Remind people they're SJG-adjacent.
9. Develop miracle anti-kvetching drug.
10. Take Thomas The Talking Torah public.

6 comments:

  1. Stowaway on a slow Post Panamant Vessel to China to complete your field work with the merchant marines on that PhD in global logistics, or produce a revival of South Pacific, take your pick.

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  2. Hmmm.... I'm thinking South Pacific revival.

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  3. You know, if you do it right, you can curtsy AND moon pedestrians simultaneously. Good luck with the resolutions, SJG. Happy new year!

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  4. That curtsy will cone in handy at the Royal Wedding in April...

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  5. Curtsy and moon at the royal weeding might get me beheaded! Send the SJG to the Tower!

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  6. The royal weeding. You can tell what's on my mind....

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