An Ode To Unemployment

To all the jobs I've had before
Whose bosses kicked me out the door
I'm sad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the jobs I've had before

To all the jobs I did dismiss
And asses I refused to kiss
For this lil' working ho'
It was time to go
To all the jobs I've had before

To all the jobs that robbed my life
Of sanity and brought me strife
I'm sad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the jobs I've had before

To all the jobs that doubted me
That filled my nights with misery
They cluttered up my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the jobs I've had before

(apologies to Hal David... RIP)