Shofar, So Good

Every year, the SJG makes the same Rosh Hashana Resolutions, all variations on a theme:
1. Teach Dusty to blow the shofar.
2. Train Dusty to behave like a mensch when company is over.
3. Make a nice kugel.
4. Eat less kugel even though it's so good.
5. Make a tender brisket that slices like butter.
6. Set table early.  Like today. 
7. Make everyone at the table recite their personal SJG Gratitude List. 
8. Serve a honey cake that doesn't taste like spackle.  
9. Pretend I came up with time-honored motto: "Shofar, So Good."
10. Win "Shana Tova" Drinking Game:  Every time someone says, "Shana Tova," we take a shot of Mogen David.  Last one standing gets to ridicule wasted Rosh Hashaners forced to clean up the kitchen.  Ha ha, losers!