To Pee Or Not To Pee

"How'd it go?"
"It's not easy with this little pischer."
"Did you get some?"
"Yeah, but it took three tries.  I had to chase him around the yard.  I kept saying, no, that's not enough, I need more."
"I'm so proud of you." 
"I put the container in the fridge, like you told me to."
"Thank you, honey.  What would I do without you?"
"You'd have to catch Dusty's pee all by yourself."