Thinly-Sliced

"I went to the market today, honey.  I got all sorts of yummy Boar's Head."
"Like what?"
"The usual.  Turkey, turkey pastranomy."
"Pastranomy?"
"What?"
"You said pastranomy."
"I did?"
"Yeah.  Turkey pastranomy."
"I meant pastrami.  But pastranomy is more fun to say.  It sounds like a college course.  'Intro to Pastranomy.'  The study of overpriced, thinly-sliced deli meat."
"I wish I could take that, instead of Environmental Studies."
"You'd get an A for sure."