What To Bring

The March of the Rugelach

"What should I bring for Mother's Day?"

"Oh, you don't have to bring anything, Daddy."

"I want to bring something.  How about a nice bottle of wine?"

"Can I be honest?"

"When are you not?"

"I don't need a nice bottle of wine."

"Then what should I bring?"

"How about some rugelach?"

"I used to get that at Junior's."

"Junior's is Lenny's now."

"It's not Junior's."

"You can get rugelach at the market."

"Where?"

"The bakery section."

"Does my market have a bakery section?"

"Every market has a bakery section."

"Does Trader Joe's have rugelach?"

"I'm not sure.  But don't make a special trip there.  You really don't have to bring anything, Daddy."

"I'll bring rugelach."