Here comes trouble.
Take a nice Sunday afternoon in Beverly Hills. Take two short Jewish gals, post-brunch. Take one BIG ASS ESCALADE, turning left and not seeing us in the crosswalk. Take action, or splat.
If you're the SJG, you grab your lifetime friend, you wrap your arm around her, and you do a life-saving, Tina Turner "Proud Mary" back-up routine, right there at the intersection of Beverly Drive and Santa Monica Blvd. You haul your sweet tushies way, way back, with rhythm and style, before the Big Ass Escalade hits you. And then, when your life-saving "Proud Mary" moves are no longer required...
You yell this at the dumb-ass driver of the Big Ass Escalade, a gal who didn't even know she nearly flattened not one, but two SJGs: "YOU EFF'N BITCH!" And then you thank God, and Tina Turner, and go back to your regularly-scheduled life.
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