London is all abuzz with the news, and why shouldn't they be? A semi-celebrity/internationally-acclaimed blogger will arrive, shortly, and by shortly we mean she's barely 5'1 and can't reach the top shelf even on her tippy toes. Can you guess her name, bitches?
No, not Yentl.
Some clues:1. She taught Will and Kate how to do the hora at their wedding.
2. She majored in Kvetching at UCLA.
3. She's the living example of Worrying as an Art Form.
No, not Yenta.
5. She makes a lovely kugel, so delish you could plotz.
Give up? It's the Short Jewish Gal, you ninny. Yes, yes. And yes, again. The SJG is finally getting back to London after, what, 37 years, but who's counting? We tracked her down at her palatial estate in Sherman Oaks to find out why she waited so long to visit. Over bagels and lox, she told all. "I've been a little busy."
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