Overheard At Gelson's

Overheard at Gelson's, by everyone in the market -- two women at the counter, Shirley and Joyce (random SJG name selection).

Shirley: "GET ME A DIET COKE!"
Joyce: "Where?"
Shirley: "IN THE GLASS CASE OVER THERE!"
Joyce: "They only have Vitamin Water."
Shirley: "I'M LOOKING AT THE DIET COKE! TOP SHELF!"
Joyce: "I'm not seeing it."
Shirley: "ON THE LEFT! SEE! COKE ZERO!"
Joyce: "It's Vitamin Water Zero."
Shirley: "OH CHRIST! I THOUGHT IT WAS DIET COKE."
Joyce: "It isn't. It's Vitamin Water Zero."
Shirley: "GRAB ME ONE, ANYWAY."
Joyce: "Vitamin Water?"
Shirley: "YES!"
Joyce: "Which flavor?"
Shirley: "CHERRY!"
Joyce: "They don't have cherry...."