Thursday, May 12, 2016

Now Hiring: Insecurity Analyst

Position Available
Junior Insecurity Analyst
Location:  Sherman Oaks
Company: SJG International

Job Description:  Research trends in uncertainty. Reinvest personality portfolio. Restore objectivity. Redistribute self-worth. Affinity for neuroses a plus. Long hours. Some travel to inner depths of the soul.  Salary: Meh. Benefits: Iffy.

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