Tuesday, May 17, 2016

SJG Soundly Rejected In NYC

Met Bubbles (aka Debbi) and her dog Rambo. Pitched brilliant idea for jewelry that dogs can put on themselves: "I Did It Myself, Bitches." 
Soundly rejected.

Stopped by Radio City.

Auditioned for Rockettes. 
Soundly rejected. 

Tried to purchase fancy Met Gala party dress. 
Credit card soundly rejected. 


  1. We'll wait a minute... I'm still considering the dog jewelry. See not that bad! We love you here in NYC!!!!

  2. Oh, now you're considering it? Do I get a guest spot on QVC? xo