Met Bubbles (aka Debbi) and her dog Rambo. Pitched brilliant idea for jewelry that dogs can put on themselves: "I Did It Myself, Bitches."
Soundly rejected.
Stopped by Radio City.
Auditioned for Rockettes.
Soundly rejected.
Tried to purchase fancy Met Gala party dress.
Credit card soundly rejected.
We'll wait a minute... I'm still considering the dog jewelry. See not that bad! We love you here in NYC!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, now you're considering it? Do I get a guest spot on QVC? xo
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