Monday, March 20, 2017

Good Talk

"HONEY?"
"YES?!"
"WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING!"
"RIGHT NOW?!"
"YES!"
"WHAT?!"
"WHERE DO YOU WANT YOUR ASHES SCATTERED?!"
"MY ASHES?!"
"WHERE DO YOU WANT THEM SCATTERED?!"
"CAN I GET BACK TO YOU?!"

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  1. "Honey, do you want to be buried or burned?"
    "Can't decide."
    "We're going to lose our estate planner. He says he can't finish until you decide."
    He works for us, right?"
    ... two years later...
    "Honey, do you want to be buried or cremated and cast at sea?"
    "I can't deal with this right now!"
    "Plenty of time... since we lost our estate planner."
    "Doesn't he work for us?"
    "Not anymore... he chose buried, final answer."

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    1. You see right through me, Steve!!!! I left out most of our conversation, which had to do with my Neptune Society Trauma after my dad died!!!! Let someone else decide this one... ugh!

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