Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Pillow Talk

"You go to sleep, I'm going to have a snack."
Dear SJG,
They say you shouldn't eat spicy foods before bed, or you'll have nightmares. Last night, I ate a bowl of hot chili before I turned in, and had the best sleep in ages. My husband, on the other hand, said I kept him awake all night. Did I somehow pass my nightmares on to him?
Digestively Yours,
Confused in Chattanooga
Dear Confused,
That's not all you passed. Wake up and smell the cumin.
You're Welcome,
The SJG

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