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| "Did I say you could post this photo?" - SJG |
So, what am I, chopped liver? You ask for nude photos "in case of revenge porn," I send you a nice big batch of baby pix from 1958, the only self-nudies I possess, and you return them with, "Never mind, we don't need these." So hurtful, Mark. I'm weeping as I write this. What gives?
Feeling Rejected,
The SJG
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| Please, call me Zucky |
You were a little premature in sending us your baby photos, which, by the way, we all found adorable and well-lit. Black and white photos are so nostalgic. However, this is a pilot program in Australia. We'll be reaching out to America soon. In case you haven't noticed, we're living in a sick world. Sick people here, sick people there, doing sick things. Have no fear, Facebook is here. Say you have a spiteful ex who wants to embarrass you and post a naked photo you made in private. Such an epic shanda this would be around the table at Thanksgiving. "Oh, my God, did you see the naked shot of Aunt Hedda on her homepage? I can't unsee that!" But if you send us, your most trusted cyber friends, the "private shot" first, we'll make sure it never shows up to embarrass Aunt Hedda or your entire mishpocha. Your baby pics from 1958 are lovely, but don't fall into the right revenge category.
Authentically Yours,
Zucky
Dear Zucky,
Thank you for clarifying this exciting new program. I feel so much better now. It really sounds like a winner. I'm thinking, what could possibly go wrong?
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours,
The SJG
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