Out To Lunch

Not to name names but on Sunday, two members of the prestigious SJG clan (membership limited, so apply soon) were, as they say, "Out to lunch." See if you can guess who nearly ruined not lunch, but dinner. Here are two word problems to guide you:

1. The lovely French daughter-in-law makes two very French leek pies, a trial run for Thanksgiving, as her new husband plays sous chef. When pies are ready to bake, someone on the short side sets top oven to 360 degrees and puts pies in bottom oven. What happens next?
a. Pies cook in 30 minutes.
b. Pies cook in 38 minutes.
c. Pies don't cook at all.
d. Out to luncher/short blogger corrects double oven boo-boo.
e. Pies cook in 34 minutes and are beyond delish!

2. The short resident cook prepares a yummy chicken dish and cooks it early to avoid the afore-mentioned confusion. The short cook wraps it in foil and puts it in the refrigerator. Before departing for dance class, the short cook writes down instructions for reheating. What happens next?
a. Someone who married the short cook follows instructions.
b. Someone who married the short cook reinterprets instructions.
c. Someone short arrives home in time to rescue dinner.
d. Out to luncher/hubby gets scolded.
e. Out to luncher/hubby gets sent to bed without supper.