Express Yourself

1. What in God's name am I doing in this expressive photo?
a. Demonstrating my left-handed karate chop.
b. Offering my left-handed mid-range High Five.
c. Dancing left-handedly with the youngest son.

2. What the bleep are the youngest son and the SJG doing in this expressive photo?
a. Crashing a wedding reception.
b. Showing off our orthodontia.
c. Laughing at the eldest's wedding toast.

3. What the Harold Hecuba am I doing in this expressive photo?
a. Fighting a sudden urge to tinkle.
b. Endorsing hubby's guest request for reception reimbursement.
c. Kvelling over hubby's wedding toast.