On The Cover of Moses Magazine

"Honey, are you excited about Tuesday?"
"What happens on Tuesday?"
"I know you know what happens on Tuesday."
"I don't know. Scout's Honor."
"Should I tell you or do you want to be surprised?"
"Give me a few hints."
"You, on the cover of a magazine. Maybe."
"Me?"
"You."
"Why?"
"You're in the running for something."
"What?"
"People's Sexiest Man Alive."
"We both know that's not true."
"Sorry, I got that wrong. I meant Moses Magazine's 'Sexiest Over-60 Boychick Still Breathing.' "
"How did that happen?"
"You have to ask?"
"You nominated me?"
"Guilty as charged, your honor. Feel free to make a citizen's arrest."
"I thought this is a family blog."
"What the eff gave you that idea?"