Buckle Up For Safety

Rifka, a young mother, is teaching her six-year-old daughter Ruth how to unbuckle her seat belt. 
Ruth asks, "Do I click the red square, mummy?" 
Rifka says, "Yes, darling." 
Ruth then asks, "Single click or double click?"

Lionel is wandering around Bloomingdales one day, looking quite worried. Then he notices a beautiful lady doing her shopping. As she is on her own, he goes up to her and says, "Excuse me, but I need your help. I've lost my wife Sadie here in the shop. Could you please talk nicely to me for a few minutes?"
"Why would that help you?" she asks him.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, Sadie appears out of nowhere."

Moshe goes into his local post office to buy some stamps. As he walks up to the counter, he sees a middle-aged man, methodically sticking stamps onto a pile of pink envelopes. He's also placing "I Love You" heart-shaped stickers onto the envelopes. When he's finished, the man takes out a bottle of French perfume and sprays all the envelopes with it.
Moshe has to find out why, so he goes up to the man and asks.
The man replies, "I'm sending out 100 scented Valentine cards, each one signed, 'From you know who'."
"Why so many?" Moshe asks.
"Because I'm a divorce lawyer and business is not so good."

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