There's An Idea

A conversation with hubby:
"Every day, I get the most depressing emails."
"About what?"
"Eldercare. Burial insurance. Just now, I got one for stairlifts."
"I'm just going to get a sherpa to carry me upstairs."
"There's an idea."
"Sam the Sherpa."
"What about me? I want a sherpa."
"I'll get you Shirley the Sherpa."
"Sam and Shirley Sherpa."
"The Sherpas of Nepal."
"So, how do we make this happen?"
"I'm sure there's a website."
"Oh my god, there is. I just found it: Sherpahire. Start your adventure."
"I knew I was onto something."
"Do you think we have to climb a mountain to meet them? Cuz I don't have the energy for that."
"No. We'll make them come to us."
"You think they'll do that?"
"All it takes is money."