Try and stop me.
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's flea infestation?"
"We know what we are, and I know you are, but what, pray tell, am I?"
"If music be the food of love, why the flatulence?"
"Better three hours too soon than one more minute on the 405."
"Brevity is the soul of my blog."
"No, I will be the pattern of all patience; I will say bupkis."
" 'Tis one thing to be tempted, another thing to eat an entire kugel by yourself."
"I give unto my hubby my second best sofa with the lumpy cushions."
"Oy! Let me not kvetch, not kvetch, sweet heaven; keep me kvetch-free; I would not kvetch!"
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